I Too Am Unoriginal

didn’t you also set fires in the forbidden cities that killed hundreds of humans…?

The Council keeps trying to arrest me for manslaughter, which is unfair and inaccurate because the people I killed were elves, not men.

Shannon messenger.

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

Eminem was my science teacher.

He rapped throughout the entire lesson and dropped the whole thing on Spotify.

I know no one is gonna see this so fuck it.

FROM NOW ON EVERYONE ONLY GETS 1 REBLOG. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ADD REBLOG NOTES. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ANYTHING YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG ONCE.

10- I drink water everyday

20- I’ll eat 3 meals a day

25- I start learning how to cook

50- I stop being a lurker on tumblr

100- I will get 7+ hours of sleep a night

150- I make a lip care routine for me

200- I start writing fic (on my main @secretlynotablog)

350- I make and stick to a skin care routine

500- I’ll eat healthy food

750- I get out of bed at a decent time (9:30 am)

1,000- I get back into baking

1,500- I get back into photography

2,000- I’ll start going on a walk every day again

5,000- I’ll start trying to get a job

10,000- I’ll learn how to figure skate

15,000- I’ll begin going to therapy again

20,000- My cousin hooks me up with one of her besties.

50,000- I actually take myself out somewhere and enjoy myself

(Goals are subject to change. Haha Losers.)

Mr. Noodles!