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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

America: Well sure why not?

Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

America: Whatever you want!

Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

America: Okay, sounds like fun!

Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

Hate thieves

By @shaughnessy “PLEASE REPOST!!! THIS HORRIBLE PERSON stole our 10 month old French Bulldog, Chloe, last night from my work! I let her pet Chloe and she picked her up and ran out the door into a black car with no license plates and drove away. This was very obviously a planned robbery. Luckily for us, we have surveillance cameras. If any of my followers in Vancouver know of this young woman or have seen our precious Chloe, PLEAAAASE contact either @kyleboosh or myself AND/OR the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-3321. We are so heartbroken and just want her back home safely! THANK-YOU!!! #bringhomechloe #vancouver #littlebabychloe”

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

My friend's father is missing

Lincoln Smith Sr was last seen 2 days ago @ 1:30pm on the 7900 block of Bayard St. Philadelphia, PA If you have any information regarding his current whereabouts, please call 215 549 0781. Please note, this gentleman is 5’9, 150 lbs and suffers from Alzheimer’s disease.

I have officially lived to experience 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 01/02/03, 03/03/03, 02/03/04, 04/04/04, 03/04/05, 05/05/05, 04/05/06, 06/06/06, 05/06/07, 07/07/07, 06/07/08, 08/08/08, 07/08/09, 09/09/09, 08/09/10, 10/10/10, 09/10/11, 11/11/11, 10/11/12, 12/12/12, 11/12/13, and 12/13/14.

That is all !!!!!!!