Love Replacing My Feelings With New Clothes

“Gryffindor! Where the brave dwell at heart!”

Sometimes you just have to do things for the dramatic tension you know?

my CLOWN of a sister has betrayed me

“Can I borrow underwear?” I asked. “Sure!” she said. “Take these, they’re comfortable! Thongs are comfortable.”

Formal complaint, Vivs: Your underwear is in my butt

Will I ever regain the ability to walk as I once did? Or am I forced to waddle the streets with a face contorted in pain, like Psyduck in lingerie

trapped in the house, day (?), my brother and I continue to discuss the secret transformers lore:

 - do two transformers ever pick the same vehicle and get upset at one another

- can vehicle transformers kill people by turning into a dude with humans inside

- why the girls… boüb

luna, ginny, hermione, and their feminist bookclub. (this was a commissioned piece by sarah steelman and SO MUCH FUN to create!)

I wrote a thing in which our boy Harry teaches Draco how to shoot a gun. a lil sample:

Draco stepped closer, eyes back on Harry’s lovely mouth, open in shock.

Harry’s carefree happiness had him on a high that made him forget every reason this was a bad idea.

They were a breath away.

“What are you doing?” shot Harry.

Draco yanked back. “I...” He felt as though his bones were crumbling one by one.

sorry bro but according to my calculations you now have to kiss me on the lips. bro it’s in the math right here i checked it with a calculator and everything

I’m always a slut for a good sea shanty

being an earthworm would be pretty tight

telling museum workers i like their pins so they know i am also gay