CRANK THA CATBOY ANTICS UP TO 11

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

My friend showed me this new au yesterday and I've been possessed ever since

peace and love on planet earth

Gege... When I catch you Gege...

There is no new chapter, it was just a bad dream. In reality, everything is fine and bros are hanging out together

"why is my mental health so bad" -> oh yeah I haven't gazed fondly at a large body of water in a month

Bless all your souls, I finally know how to input that read more mechanism lmao

Dear people who write long ass (usually celebrityxreader) fics

Please use the Read More button, it was made for a purpose.

Bonus:

This is me after having to scroll your fic post:

CHAPPELL ROAN

Attends the 2024 VMAS

silly romy

the dubious philosophy of salmon

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!