Yes, I Too Use 3 Button Plugs At A Time

Me when I get 9 chiccy nuggies instead of 10

me about to let my anger loose: This would be a great time to practice self control and breathing exercises.

me, a second later foaming at my mouth: You fucking know what..

What the fuck kind of ad is this

Would you say it cheesed you off? Or perhaps it left you quite discheesed?

actually saying im cheesed to meet you is a microaggression against lactose intolerant people who cant eat cheese and it's really not funny so why dont you think before you speak next time

I knew that my toenail jar could be used for something!

credit: @wolfieseeksblood​ 

Who?

The gay subtext between Gollum and Sméagol is absolutely killing me

I was just watching The Game Changers (vegan athletes documentary) and apparently milk and other animal products actually decrease testosterone and increase estroge...

so like...

did milk give me the gay?

I swear to god this website is literal hell I have been followed and then unfollowed by porn bots like three time wtf