"What Happens If You Inject AI With Adrenaline?"

"Default fonts hurt my soul..."

"God is a pop culture icon."

“That’s a Cavendish banana, you shithead.”

-me, to one of my closest friends

“I’m still mad about the cheese...”

-Me, still mad about the cheese

“I consulted the stars and they said fuck you.”

-Me

Spending time with my family... I am definitely going to hear some stupid things

"I can't believe people live in California..."

“Are you sure you’re a human being? You have no belly button.”

-My aunt to my grandma

They are now talking about wearing his friend

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse…

M: …

B: …

M: …

B: We skinned him.

M: …

B: We needed the leather!

"I'm trying to listen to a dwarvern shanty here, pal!"