When someone you follow starts posting problematic proships and overall disgusting content and now you have to unfollow:
Osamu: *Literally just eating Onigiri*
Atsumu: Do you ever not have food in your mouth?
Osamu: Do you ever not have a dick in your mouth?
Atsumu: Touché
MY BABYGIRL CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY
Mmm Yes very gay
sakusa: sorry miya if this looks gay to the viewers
Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)
Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)
Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)
Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)
Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).
✨They make the perfect friend group✨
I imagine that if any haters talk shit about Atsumu, Sakusa goes FUCKING OFF ON THEM. LIKE.
"oMg Atsumu's so annoying"
"Fuck you , stupid dumb fucking bitch, a DISGUSTING germ like you doesn't deserve to live on this planet or even b r e a t h e the same air as Atsumu, you fucking whore."
"...."
And Atsumu is just over there with heart eyes.
While the rest of the team is just shook, cause like, that's the most Sakusa has ever voluntarily talked during games.
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The hater be questioning their whole life lmao
Atsumu confessing to Aran:
"Sorry I don't feel the same"
Atsumu confessing to Kita:
"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"
Atsumu confessing to Hinata:
"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"
Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?
Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!
Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!
Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU
Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss
red
We feel like shit
In the toilet
Mixed in with some pee, which is VERY yellow if you don't mind me adding, Daily reminder to drink a shit ton of water (3 average sized glasses)
2 movies but no season 5. .how we feeling haikyuu fandom
AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH
Top comfort ship for real
Tsumu and Omi