We Stopped Talking Too Early About How Charles In The SF-25 (!) On 15 Lap Old Hard Tyres (!) Was Doing

*holds your face in my hands* listen to me. Mercedes is a femme. Red Bull is a butch. Ferrari is a girl you met at a club and she smiled at you and tilted your head back and poured tequila down your throat and you let her because of course you would look at her of course you'd do anything to make her smile and she giggled when you had tequila dripping down your throat and she sort of looked like she could kill you but she also sort of looked like to draw mortal blood near her would break her heart but she also sort of looked like she would cry gold tears but then she turned around and walked into the crowd and you ended up sitting on the side of the road looking at your reflection in a puddle in the stormwater drain and you never saw her again. And mclaren is a twink.

lestappen love heart as they race... you can't make this up

I'm a multishipper at heart when it comes to One Piece, but I can't believe I just saw some random Zosan fan on Twitter claim ZOLU content makes Zoro ooc??

Um....Zolu is the ONLY Zoro ship (yaoi or het doesn't matter) that keeps him in character for majority of the content put out.

Zosan specifically has a majority of their content reducing both Sanji & Zoro to yaoi stereotypes, but Zoro gets hit the most. I can't tell you how many times I've read a fan comic or fanfic & went "Who is this??" because they write him so ooc.

In the spirit of being fair, let me just say Lawlu has this issue too, but with Luffy! Like why is Luffy being aggressively horny to Law in most Lawlu content?? Luffy is not a person who would be overtly sexual even in scenarios where you don't headcanon him on the aroace spectrum.

Luffy wouldn't act like a horny bf from a cheesy rom com. He'd assume he & his crush were already together despite no overt romantic/sexual activities & then one random Sunday during a friendly spar session non chalantly ask said crush when they were going to do the nasty.

Then he'd get upset by said crush's confusion because "I didn't even know we were dating wtf?? We haven't even kissed!", but Luffy started saving them the last cut of meat at dinner instead of eating it himself. You think he'd do that for just anyone? You better marry him after all that sacrifice you jerk!

There's just something about fandoms taking the most popular yaoi ships & reworking each party until they are only the characters in name & erase almost everything unique about the dynamic just to keep it easy to project any & all fantasies. I've seen it time & time again. It honestly should be studied.

Beware👁️👁️

Keep quiet for me

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Who Do You Want? Chapter 12

Max makes Charles stop thinking, and things get carried away on the jet. Charles would be the death of him. The Monégasque shifted again,

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Charles defended superbly for so many laps against the damn rocketship, but of course people will say that since he lost two positions in the race, it was a bad race and he's a bad driver. What kind of world do I live in?

nothing beats old men simping for charles

Drive to Survive | S07E07

max I dont care about hamilton but I wonder about Charles