Every so often I recall the funniest blink-and-you-miss-it moment on Dressrosa, when Luffy picks up Zoro and Law and is about to jump off a plateau. Law is panicking but Zoro is calm and steady, his captain’s arm around his neck in a chokehold, ready to go wherever his captain chooses to take him. (CHAPTER 746) (Ep 682)
Remember how much Zoro hated being hauled around by Luffy pre-timeskip? Pepperidge farm This ZoLu shipper remembers! Zoro used to hit Luffy, yell at him, threaten to cut him for physically manhandling him (usually with a Gomu Gomu no Rocket). Look at this fool now! His damn face is horizontal and he’s just, like, “Cool.” This 180 was so out of character that I remember pausing in my reading out of surprise. Over time, I realized this is just part of a growing pattern of behavior:
Post-timeskip, Zoro got soft.
Okay, yeah, post-timeskip Zoro is more muscular, has a prominent facial scar, doesn’t smile or laugh as much anymore, and spouts these tough-guy one-liners. But when it comes to Luffy, Zoro got sooooo soft.
Pre-timeskip, Zoro scolded Luffy often for being impulsive, for rocketing people around, for blowing their cover, etc. He was mostly on the same wavelength as Luffy, but there were frequent moments of exasperation where he would threaten to cut Luffy (jokingly?) or yell at Luffy for being an idiot.
But post-timeskip? Those two years clearly did a number on our swordsman because compared to before, he is a complete pushover when it comes to his captain.
Luffy is quiet because he senses something is amiss? Zoro immediately notices and asks “What’s wrong” like a worried mother hen.
Luffy needs to get across a frozen lake? Zoro is already stretching.
Luffy is fighting in the coliseum despite being on an undercover mission? Zoro laments not being there fighting alongside him.
Luffy wants to cause a ruckus over Otama/red bean soup? Zoro draws his sword and is ready to tag-team this mess.
Luffy jumps Zoro and nearly suffocates him face-hugger style? Not only does Zoro not reprimand Luffy, he is over the moon smiling like a moron and offering up food.
A lot can be said about WHY Zoro is now so tolerant of Luffy’s antics, way more than before. But setting aside “why,” it’s clear that Zoro is officially Luffy’s number one enabler. He will indulge Luffy’s every whim. He will lay all their enemies at his captain’s feet. He will follow Luffy into disasters and celebrations alike. He will forgive AND defend all of Luffy’s wrongs.
This man is so whipped. This man is so soft for his captain. This man is a fucking marshmallow.
Charles: What's your type?
Max: *Suddenly shy* Well brown hair, green eyes, with dimples -
Charles: *Desperately, because Max it's bleeding out (he just cut his finger a little)* MAX, YOUR FUCKING BLOOD TYPE??
Max: Oh!
Max: B positive
Charles: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP AND TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE. NOW.
Lewis: *Watching all the drama* I should have stayed in Mercedes
In honor of this incorrect quote: Quote 27
scrolling Twitter just now and wow. he has no shame
Charles sure was enjoying himself
Max was DEVOURING him with his eyes
THEY SAID WHAT???
*holds your face in my hands* listen to me. Mercedes is a femme. Red Bull is a butch. Ferrari is a girl you met at a club and she smiled at you and tilted your head back and poured tequila down your throat and you let her because of course you would look at her of course you'd do anything to make her smile and she giggled when you had tequila dripping down your throat and she sort of looked like she could kill you but she also sort of looked like to draw mortal blood near her would break her heart but she also sort of looked like she would cry gold tears but then she turned around and walked into the crowd and you ended up sitting on the side of the road looking at your reflection in a puddle in the stormwater drain and you never saw her again. And mclaren is a twink.
Charles collecting world champions, like he has nothing better to do.
Charles defended superbly for so many laps against the damn rocketship, but of course people will say that since he lost two positions in the race, it was a bad race and he's a bad driver. What kind of world do I live in?
Maybe Charles should start flirting with Mercedes or McLaren this season like he did with red bull in 2023, since threatening to leave seems to be the only time Ferrari actually makes changes
all jokes aside, my prediction for the 2025 season is max fighting for his life through the war flashbacks of 2021 bc this time he needs to win not the championship but charles from lewis. in this essay i will-