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saw this shirt and knew what had to be done

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

Stanley Pines winning the title of Tumblr sexy man 2025 and Pope dying gotta be the funniest shit ever this year I'm dead serious

The hell happened??

Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

made some new stickers for you lovely queers <33 (I just really wanted to draw Jon in a big ol ace sweater he needs it ok) + some other doodles of the sillies !

Just Stan being stan

Jonathan Sims. The archivist. The bringer of the apocalypse and an avatar of the eye.

Found the merry go round in the london zoo thrilling. THRILLING.

I love this man.

thinking about the messy side of Jonah. The “I beat an old man to death and called it an overreaction” side. The “I have to pry out my eyeballs (by myself) and push them into another guys head so I can live forever” side. He’s fucking insane.

his fellow sanrio mascots are celebrating his birthday

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

I lied put your clothes back on, we’re going to talk about how Martin was never meant for the Lonely. He was forced into it by the middle of season two- season three because NotSasha wasn’t interacting with the gang and Tim became angry at anything involved in the institute and Jon went missing. Thus accidentally isolating him and because of Martin’s nature as a pessimist trying to romanticize his life, he was taken by the lonely. Same vibes as all your friends being depressed and you’re trying to keep them happy. He was meant for the Web but working for Peter Lucas solidified his fate

Daisy and Basira :DD my babes on the Strength Tarot Card❤️❤️❤️

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

Ceaseless watcher, get his ass

♡ Gravity Falls ~ Valentines Cards! ♡

[ CW: Blood ]

ignore how late I put this out

You people think you’re so funny (<— has been laughing on and off all morning)

Anyway chapter 3 is up nowwww 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610357/chapters/163805428

teeth studies

hello jon

:)

Podcast so good I finished it and am now having coughing fits

forget-me-nots

couldnt decide what looked better

There are like 5 rules to follow in order to survive a bunch of creepy mosters and entities who want to kill you.

One of them is NOT GOING INTO A CREEPY COFFIN THAT WILL TRAP YOU ALIVE.

ARE YOU LISTENING JON!??!?!?!