We're Gonna Have To Kill This Guy, Spot.

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

Uuuhh did I interrupt something??

TRAUMATIC. NO.

me irl

ooo yea give me radiation poisoning. show me what disease means. infest me with maggots. sickness is nothing but another metaphor for love, if you let it be. yes i want to listen to the wasps nest in your attic.

finally figured out the unofficial homestuck collection. time to reread that wretched comic!!! oh and i also have to read worm. after all these years. come on, me! get on it!! i also have to play outer wilds, finish hylics, read more discworld, reread hitchhikers guide, watch more star trek, work on my own writing,,, among other things. you'd think that i'm a busy guy, right? Nope. im just the master procrastinator.

happy 2004

tumpet

bwaaaah

oh hal 9000.... i wouldnt have ever shut you off.....

my gift for @/checkfora.pulse on instagram!! This was part of the tma secret santa ran by @/outofcontext tma on insta