The Term And Concept Of "rent Lowering Gunshots" Has Seeped Into My Mental Vocabulary, And I've Welcomed

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

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2 weeks ago

Does anyone else feel that all their friendships/relationships are wrong and inadequate and that you should cut everyone off and stay alone??


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1 week ago

This is your daily reminder to live your critter life however you want to.

Wanna go to the store wearing a tail? Do it! I’ve done it myself. The most you’ll get is the OCCASIONAL weird look and/or giggle.

Wanna do quadrobics at your local park? Go for it! Its super fun! You may even meet some other Alterhumans.

Hell do some vocals in public! You might get a compliment or two.

At the end of the day, you’re only going to live this exact life once, its better you spend it being as weird, yet happy, as you wanna, rather than being all sad over trying to fit in.

Anyways I hope every critter who reads this has the most amazing day ya could possibly have <3

mwa! 💚

Me (a cat) giving you, the viewer, a little kitty kiss cuz you deserve an amazing and happy day
5 months ago
Hush. The World Turns Quickly. It’s Hard Not To Feel As Though You Need To Run Faster Than It Spins.

hush. The world turns quickly. It’s hard not to feel as though you need to run faster than it spins. It’s okay. Close your eyes and breathe. Find the quiet in your life. Bark.

4 months ago

You wakeup to realize its all a dream.

Your whole human life was just one long wolf nap.

Years of species dysphoria and hatred towards your human body just for it to not be real.

The joy you feel is unimaginable.

You stretch your limbs and back and run off into the forest to find your pack that you've missed so dearly.


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4 months ago
souplex - :3
5 months ago

Guys! I think I might also be a Great Pyrenees! I’m not 100% sure though I just saw some images just now and I really feel close to them. I feel big and soft sometimes and it might be that. I’ll be looking into it more just to be sure and confirm.🐾

4 months ago
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5 months ago

Played fetch for the first time with my human bf, and I think I finally found a reason to exist....ooohhh my goood the game has CHANGED


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2 weeks ago
Resources/FAQ

Resources/FAQ

AO3 Link

Book Cover — Alternate Cover

Playlist

Fanart

Mood Board / Mood Board

Cabin layout

FAQ

Where is the cabin located?

l've never pinpointed an exact location but there have been hints to the general area. Häschen sees the grocery bags (for wrapping her bandaged foot) and medicine boxes with Cyrillic letters on them...so, like Eastern Europe was what I had in my head. Russia-ish made sense with the Makarov arc in MW2 plus plenty of forest-y land there...but I leave it a bit open to interpretation!

What does König look like?

I imagine his face like this and this but with a scraggly beard. Body like this-ish

Will there be a happy ending?

The fic has what I consider to be a good ending :)

When will you update?

You can check my progress here!

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Hi I’m Lex, casual Therian &amp; furry, Hyena &amp; golden retriever theriotype, alien-cat fursona, 19 years old, they/she. Kandi maker and very occasional raver in CA. This used to just be my therian account but now it’s for all my interests because I abandoned my old cringe tumblr account I’ve had since 2014. My freak(ier) account is @Lexington29

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