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some HK doodles from last year

(just found them while scrolling on my phone's gallery)

#holy shit this is AWESOME

"I often give myself good advice... But I very seldom follow it..."

Fanart for @bamsara 's Alice in Wonderland AU, which, I understand is based off the Tim Burton movies, but I love the animated version so much!

#I busted out laughing then started instinctively bopping

Do you like to dream?

A secret for another day I guess

Remembrance

Being both aroace and a huge nerd, it irks me a little that 99% of the asexual and/or aroace headcanons I see (and not aroallo headcanons interestingly, which could be its own post but I digress) are about characters who spend all their time working/studying/etc…. scientists, academics, introverts, shut-ins, even. I assume the common reasoning is that these characters only care about their work and don’t have time for things like relationships and sex. But like. You know that’s not what asexuality is… right 😀

Obviously it’s fine to headcanon these types of characters as ace, but I just always wonder about allo fans’ reasoning for it and what it implies about their opinions of asexual people. When the ONLY characters you can think of as ace are just nerdy, quiet/socially awkward characters with no other canon implications that they’d be ace, to me it just sounds like you think people are asexual because they can’t attract sexual partners? Or because they don’t have time for relationships??

Anyway it just annoys me a little that this is the VAST majority of the ace representation I see, both in canon and fandom. I’m an aroace academic, but I’m not aroace because I don’t have time for people or because I’m shy or awkward or lonely or whatever. I’m aroace because I’m aroace lol

Tl;dr, asexual/aroace people aren’t all innocent nerdy introverts (and aroallos aren’t all extroverts with a long history of one night stands, btw). Let ace characters be loud and stupid. Or try headcanoning a loud and stupid character as ace (you can do it, I promise)

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

Cult of the Lamb x Alice in Wonderland / Alice: Madness Returns crossover AU idea

Taking aspects and aesthetics from each and mashing them together with some tweaks to make up an AU that I may or may not write a multishot chapter fic for. Narilamb included + possible Leshycat

AU summary:

After following a one-eyed rat and falling into Wonderland, The Lamb is captured and sentenced to death by decapitation, only to be saved last second by a mysterious grinning cat.

They learn that they are a Lamb of prophecy: the one to defeat the tyranical rulers of Wonderland: King Leshy, Queen Heket, King Kallamar, and Majesty Shamura to free wonderland from their oppressive rule. The rulers keep an iron grip on this world's inhabitants by threatening with their own abilities, as well as a promise of a monster under their control. Legend says that there was also a fifth ruler long ago, and rumors say that after a argument, that the royal siblings either sealed him away, or fed him to the monster they claim to keep.

Yet no one has laid eyes on this creature in nearly a thousand years. Not that anyone wants to risk that, though.

Making friends and mad allies alike, the Lamb traverses through Wonderland with a three-eyed and constantly smiling cat as their trustworthy guide, who although helpful, shares little of his own motives as to why he's assisting the Lamb in the first place.

(Tags for this AU will be 'Wonderlamb Au')

Another round of incorrect quotes about the bishops

Once again, I am using my headcanons in this.

Shamura, showing the picture of another god they have to kill: and this is our next objective.

Kallamar: I could take them.

Shamura: I do not doubt your abilities in combat but I do not think you could beat them in a fight.

Kallamar: a fight...? Yeah, no, I could never beat them in a duel.

Shamura: then what were you talking about?

Kallamar:

Shamura: what were you talking about

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Leshy: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Narinder, walking in the room with the biggest tome about necromancy you can imagine: You know what I’ve realized?

Heket: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Narinder: Nice try, anyways-

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Basically their last discussion before Narinder got chained:

Shamura: What is wrong with you?

Narinder: Many, many things...

Narinder: And most of them are your fucking fault.

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Shamura, newly crowned and on their way to kill their first god: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Narinder, four years old: I want to grow up to be like Shamura!

Kallamar, already done with everything: that's called developing a socipathic disorder.

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Leshy: Heyyy Narinder, how’s your… drink??

Narinder: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

Leshy: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

Narinder: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

Narinder:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

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Heket: I typed "whiny bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Kallamar:

Heket: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Leshy: Cronch.

Leshy: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Shamura: No, don’t—

Leshy: Too late.

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Shamura: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you we're in a fucking war.

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Leshy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Narinder: I only like dark humor.

Leshy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Narinder:

Leshy: An IMPASTA!

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Leshy, first time visiting a zoo: What are they in for?

Shamura: Leshy, this isn't prison.

Leshy: So they can leave?

Shamura: No, but-

Leshy, pointing at a bird: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Shamura: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Kallamar: Narinder, probably.

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Leshy: Hey, Heket, where are you going?

Heket: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Heket: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s. Do you want an happy meal?