So we were wrong, but like not THAT far off
Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.
Wtf do they mean Charles "was a bit extreme"??? They knew ✨️for a fact✨️ that the night nurse fully intended on sending Edwin back to hell and Charles to his afterlife. That is the one thing they have fought for 30 years to avoid. It was also very clear that the night nurse did not feel pain and was likely immortal, so this was probably the only way to get rid of her for a time. It wasn't extreme it was saving their lives??? And who knows maybe Charles does have anger issues but every time we see him "being angry" it's protecting others from literally being killed. AND AND after trying other things first. It wasn't an impulse decision it was a last resort, and one that worked mind you. They act like this is a major character flaw but like ????since when is saving your best mate from litteral hell a character flaw. Anyway
Malevolent shitpost.
Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio
Arthur's swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me.
Kayne having a field day over here
John is a messed up toddler. One moment he's like "pweeeeease can we go to da movies uwu" and the next he's "hey orthur aim a little to the left just trust me"
desperately want a fic where Logan drops a "being a mutant, amirite?"
and Wade flippantly goes "oh I wasn't technically born a mutant lol", and proceeds to tell (a kinda horrified) Logan about how he signed up to be a science experiment to save his girl, how they tortured him until something happened, lmao right? (but at least he got to hunt them down for revenge ^_^)
And Logan, well, he hadn't expected to relate to Wade even more but wow can he relate very specifically to all of that
Man, fuck Kayne. Like actually fuck him, he's a very very horrible... person? Entity? God? Idk. I just want him to stop killing off really cool character(s) just for the fun of it :(
Yes I am still torn up about the butcher.
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Reblog so more people vote or i will end your bloodline