The child
eight years of age
I want someone to squish me
What they do it with is up to them but I’d prefer either a hug or a very cool rock
⚡️you should report yourself NOW!!!!⚡️
Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?
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Finally after all these years sans undertale has a gun
Killer fish
I drew some of the ideas people commented on my last post
She’s pretty and I want her hat
all cozied up
Deltarune
WOW it’s been a while.
Splatoon character tea!(Like in Deltarune)
I think I got everyone but if I didn’t I’ll fix it. <3
Marie Tea:
Callie- “Oh!! It tastes like love!”(The hell does love taste like?!)
4- “Ooh, diet cola!”(What? Give me some!”
3- “…it’s good.”(Don’t drink it so fast!)
8- “Woah… it tastes better then I imagined it would…”(Are you crying?!)
Pearl- “BAHAHA! It’s spinach!”(What?)
Marina- “OhMyGosh…. It’s amazing!”(Why are you guys crying?! Is it bad?!)
Marie- “This is fucking water.”
Callie tea:
Marie- “Damn. It tastes like star fruit.”(I love star fruit!)
4- “Hell yeah, cranberry juice!”(Huh? Is it because my hair is magenta?)
3- “…it’s good.”(D-don’t chug it, you’ll choke!)
8- “It’s so good!”(You're so cute!)
Pearl- “Oh sweet, strawberry!”(I want some!)
Marina- “It’s just as good as Marie’s!”(You’re too sweet!)
Callie- “…it’s water.”
Agent 4 tea:
Callie- “Yum! It tastes like marshmallows!”(Sweet!)
Marie- “Oh wow.” (She seems really into it)
Agent 3- “…lemon-lime soda.”(She seems really satisfied…)
8- “…”(Why are you staring at me like that? Is it good?)
Pearl- “Woah, is this lemonade?”(Whats with all the lemon related flavors?)
Marina- “It IS lemonade! Yum!”(Damn.)
4- “It’s literally water. Oh well, hydration I guess.”
Agent 3 tea:
Callie- “It tastes like friendship!”(The hell does friendship taste like?)
Marie- “Agent 3, you taste like fries.”(Gimmie some!)
4- “Woah! Sir! You taste amazing!”(Excuse me?!)
8- “Agent 4 is right! It’s like they put amazingness in a cup!”(O-oh? •/////•)
Pearl- “Orange juice! Hell yeah!”
Marina- “Oh wow! This is what leadership and skill tastes like?” (What the fuck?)
3- “Does this water have minerals in it or something?”
Agent 8 tea:
Callie- “This tastes… cute?”(Thank you, I suppose.)
Marie- “Octo-pie!”(Octo WHAT?!)
4- “Mmm! Raspberries!”(Rasp-what?)
3-*chugs*(Sir! -////-)
Pearl- “Hell yeah! Cotton candy!”(Pearl likes my tea…!)
Marina- “This is delicious!”(Marina likes my tea too!!!!)
Pearl tea:
Callie- “Yum, lemons!”(Yum?!)
Marie- “Ooh, that’s good.”(Eh? I didn’t think you liked me.)
4- “Ooh, it tastes like pink!”(What the hell does pink taste like?!)
3- *little sips*(Are savoring it?!)
8- “Ma’am! This is amazing!” (Sweet!)
Marina- “I love it! Do they sell this by the gallon?”(Marina! >///<)
Marina tea:
Callie- “What! It’s like lilac tea!”(An actual tea this time… weird.)
Marie- “Holy shit this is good!”(Language!)
4- “Its sweet!”(D’aww~)
3- “…it’s mint.”(I love mint!)
8-“Miss Marina! It’s amazing!”(Youre too sweet~”
Pearl- “Holy shit! RINA! Come taste this!”(Okay okay!)
Marina- “This is water…”
my favorite sopping wet beast
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