There Was A Time In My Life When I Was Pinched For Money, So I Wound Up Living In A House With 7 Guys

Ngl, just waiting until I hit my thirties so I can start pulling all these girls half my age that need a new father figure

Reblog if you don’t mind random inbox starters that aren’t memes

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

Wholeheartedly agree.

I don’t get help because I am the helper.

I’m sure I’m not the only person who can relate to this. You’re the friend who helps everyone, gives them advice when they need it, tells them they’re perfect when they feel ugly, and help them with their relationships even though you’ve never been in one yourself. But then the time comes around for you to be sad, for you to need help, and they’re not there to give it. Sure, sometimes you may not tell people you need help when you need it, but when you do tell everyone just ignores the fact and continues on with their lives like you don’t matter. And then the next day they come to you for more help.

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t even care if I get their help or not. I wouldn’t even know what to do if they did offer help, I’ve never been on the other side of the relationship and I would feel out of place if I was. I’ve become better at dealing with my feelings and problems myself rather than telling anyone or even anything.

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Your pussy looks so tight! 😩

Cheesy pick-up lines by the sea otter Momotarou Mikoshiba! *:・ﾟ✧