I Love You Unwell Elf Girl

I’m Mr. Red Christmas, I’m Mr. Blood.

I’m Mr. Period Cramps, I’m Mr. On-the-rug

what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this

Tysm!!

You've been visited by the Lester Sinclair fairy!!

He's come to collect all of your negative thoughts and feelings for his roadkill pile to make sure you have a good day, and remember you are loved 💛

Give him a kiss & send him on his way with a reblog!

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

That feeling when you think some random woman is your wife when actually your wife is dead somewhere

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak