Anger

Subtle foreshadowing

I’m Mr. Red Christmas, I’m Mr. Blood.

I’m Mr. Period Cramps, I’m Mr. On-the-rug

help me manifest blue pennsylvania

like to charge reblog to cast

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I JUST WANT MY CURE BRO 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

They call me White… Doct’ah White!

I can’t stand the fact that I have only so much time to try every desert there is. I really just want to be able to try every desert from every part of the world. Yeah, cheesecake is great, but I want to try other things. Dentists will hate me, but I don’t care. I am the Jane Prentiss of sugarbugs. I do not intend to change this.

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.