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Hi I had this in my files for months and now just remembered to post this on tumblr. (Rewatching the movie recently helped lol.) Anyways shoutout to my bestest of buds @go-go-devil for putting all of the audio together to recreated this lovely scene of Damien grieving for his mother with his definitely just a good friend Joe. :]

All voices were done with the BetterSam Software https://imrane03.github.io/better-sam/

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

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Tysm!!

You've been visited by the Lester Sinclair fairy!!

He's come to collect all of your negative thoughts and feelings for his roadkill pile to make sure you have a good day, and remember you are loved 💛

Give him a kiss & send him on his way with a reblog!

I’M IN SCHOOL, WHY AM I HAVING AN AUTISM MOMEMT RIGHT BEFORE A TEST?????

Guyssss shes hereee

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Lookit! My first post is a funny sketch! Love me a good Blade