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Fic ideas I have that I want someone to write because I won’t.

Loki series and avengers. How? Season two episode one when Loki is time slipping he somehow slips to the Avengers

Avengers and the Crows (Six of Crows) how? Idk I just want to see it though

Criminal Minds and What We Do In The Shadows. How? All the larpers Guillermo kept feeding the vampires (side note it would be funny if this happened at a time where Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week)

H.I.V.E series and Carmen Sandeigo. How? Idk criminal shit

H.I.V.E. And avengers. How? Also idk maybe the avengers think H.I.V.E. Is a hydra base??? (Side note I’d want Nigel there cause Nigel is my favorite)

Trials of Apollo and Avengers. How? Apollo and Meg are in New York so avengers (id want it to be Lester/Apollo and Meg meeting them instead of Percy or anybody)

The Umbrella Academy and Avengers. How? When five did his power thingy. (Has to have Klaus, obviously)

I just realized these are mostly avengers lmao

ITS OCTOBER FIRST GUYS

Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

The trapdoor sprang open and Colm Fahey'a head emerged. His ruddy cheeks went even redder. "Jesper Llwellyn Fahey, that is enough!" he roared. Jesper and Kaz both startled, and then, to Wylan's shock, they stepped away from each other, looking guilty.

I'm never getting over both Jesper AND Kaz jumping to attention when Colm popped up through the trapdoor with his dad voice in full swing.

Only Colm Fahey can get Kaz Brekker to look outwardly guilty that fast.

YES. DEVINEAUX. HE IS MY FAVORITE!

HEEHEE HI YESSSS IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE A PATHETIC FRENCH MAN

I don't have Kenergy I have Allenergy

Reblog if you have Allenergy

it is my firm belief that at night when all the barbies go to sleep in their dream houses that the kens (and allen) just huddle together on the beach like penguins

Aziraphale: [clutches his own hand, particularly in Crowley's presence]

all of us: THIS ANXIOUS AUTISTIC ANGEL WANTS TO HOLD CROWLEY SO BAD HE'S TRYING TO CALM HIMSELF DOWN I—

Joey: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Joey, to Skeletron: I'm gonna defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!

The most accurate thing ever /j

Sausage: I never get sick, I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple! Joey: Open to everyone, day or night!

me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle

Hobie: Wait, did you say three?

Miguel: Yes, three.

Gwen: Oh my god.

Miles: PAV FELL OFF!

HELP I LOVE THIS

pav saying "this is where the british stole all of our stuff" is something that has come out of my mouth before and for that i love him

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

Please reblog if you vote

Really need a fic about Duncan and Rendell’s relationship and Duncan’s grief over his broter dying

waiting for something to happen?

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

The most jarring thing about Empires to me is that Joey Graceffa is just there? It makes me want to light a cigarrette and say "I haven't heard that name in years" while I stare off into the distance.

Well this was fun.

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[reblogs do more than likes thanks]

HES BACK LETS GOOOOOOO

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I dunno if I should write a shitpost or a oneshot about this but I don’t have time this morning for a fanfic, so here we go. Full conspiracy theory.

Evidence:

Pirate Parrot Pete has an individual name - his name is Pete. On the other hand, Gator is identified only by his species. Sample size of two, but still. Eversea’s developing theme went from browns to bright and bold colors. Joey just built a parrot shop, and apparently a giant parrot statue on the Greatbridge (in pix’s video he runs by it, so I assume Joey’s next video is coming soon). Joey is flashy, caring a lot about his appearance and grooming. Joey likes warm, lush environments, and doesn’t spend much time in the cold. Joey is loud and talkative, and will repeat back the things you say while managing to not hold onto the meaning of them (see: everything about the “arrest” by the Sheriff). Joey is flighty, moving from one thing to the next quickly in his head and not really holding longstanding grudges unless they get brought back to him repeatedly. However, if you stand in front of him long enough, and he’s in the wrong mood, he will bite because he feels like it. Joey has a knack for stealing things and getting into places he shouldn’t. Joey loves shiny things, but more than that he loves giving shiny things to potential mates, even decorating Katherine’s home with them.

Conclusion: Joey isn’t really a pirate, or at least, he didn’t start as one. Joey is a parrot.

RETURN OF THE KING