things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“happy birthday” every time i hand them something
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I just love reading about these long posts. They started a long time ago, ahlf of them is about the subject of the post, and the other half talks about post itself.
So nice. So simple.
Be cringe people. Hate for cringe comes and goes. But your interests and mameories of them stay.
Be happy about what you love.
A pair of red crowned cranes (Grus japonensis) perform a courtship dance in Hokkaido, Japan
by ted smith
First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.
This !
I`m living by this. There is just something so nice about having good things, good endings.
Just hapiness
Idk there's something really sweet to me about fix-it writers. Like, me and you- maybe we couldnt make it this time, but in another universe, a million people saw the pain of our story and are writing us a happy ending, giving us the chance we never had
Somehow I'm completely struck by what in the world connection could this have to ULTRAKILL
But also it's completely understandanble
I love this game
theyre in a polycule
These two had my brain in a chokehold for like 3 months last year and this is how I decided to cope. take it. hold it in your hands if you dare