The First Rule Of Any Scenario Is To Ask Yourself. How Can I Make This About Naruto And Sasuke

“so tell me… did you see what was in my heart? how i really feel?” and “quit yapping. we’re no longer kids. i know your heart. and you, mine… right?” are two absolutely insane quotes that feel like they’re straight out of the most heart wrenching romance ever written but they’re actually from naruto. which is the same thing

when kimimaro took his whole spine out. deranged.

naruto finding out that his wind type chakra is compatible with sasuke’s fire type is like finding out your crush’s zodiac sign is highly compatible with your own

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

neji: what are you doing

rock lee: *laser-focused on a buzzfeed quiz* i am trying to see what kind of girl i am neji

If you don't like getting queerbaited watch something with actual gay people like shounen anime

I love Edward Norton's ability to turn every character he plays into a sopping wet creature

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt