That Last Part Was Personal💀

( this is the only way tumblers letting me post soooo😇 )

me playing ch3: oh I f*#^ing love Ollie

My friend: he's evil.

11 (I think) months later:

The bestie: I told you!

Me: *ugly sobbing*

OMG THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😨😨😨

TAKE A PICTURE-

( I thought it would never come true... but it has been bestowed upon us.... the most same thought in this entire freaky darn freaking game 😌)

AAAAAANNDDDDD the most sane thought from MC issssssssssssssss

*drum roll*

TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

someone PLEASE

I cannot write😔 but I need someone to quench my angsty thirst I NEED poppy playtime but Doey actually kills player🥲 and he realizes what he's done and he's just like emotionally distraught ( I think that's the right word? ) and kissy is upset, poppy ( don't give a shit ) is trying to console them ( Doey and kissy )

The Prototype and the doctor are just like *Cough cough* "that dumbass..."

Don't ask me where this came from... I just... idk

( English is not my first language, and I've never been good at punctuation. sorry for any mistakes )

your trying to tell me that's not just a screenshot???? I need to put my glasses back on.... Tumblr is the entity of deception😞

fanart fo today

....

This is a veRY TRICKY DECISION-

I wanna see something lol

you had no right to make me cry... but now I'm ugly sobbing ty :(

imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED

hehe...

PLEASE-... please just a bit more on the 'A new home sweet home' AU. I'm emotionally attached I'm attached to

Please I need more-... I love them🥲

-the weird one

Don’t worry. There’s a lot more of new home sweet home au cause I like writing for this au.

There was a time when y/n and their best friend went to hang out for a little bit. (Don't worry, y/n's grandma was watching the toys and yeah they where introduced to their grandma and she acts like all the toys are her grandkids and she brought cookies for them everytime she gets to watch them for a bit) y/n's friend kinda snuck into playtime co but only the surface and found a document with y/n's name on it and it read how y/n was perfect for a experiment for a new toy. And their surgery date was the same time as the hour of joy and this makes y/n wonder if had they stayed and not went to work that week then what would happen to the toys? What would have happened to them? After everything and how they didn't know what was happening to the kids in that factory, they trusted that playtime co was a alright company but now they don't know what to think but y/n just decide to burn it. Just felt right that playtime co can't hurt the toys anymore, they can't hurt them anymore.

Also the first week when y/n brought all the toys back to their house. Y/n got some food and when I tell you, the toys sobbed because like food never tasted so good because being starved and forced be eating corpses and rotten food or even other toys. Like y/n made some food for them and when doey ate his food. Jack (sorry if I got the kids names wrong or mixed up) Immediately took over and he started to cry and eat cause like who wouldn't after finally getting to eat a good meal and being able to be in a safe house after being hurt, starved and abandoned and scared for years. And the fridge and any small snacks are all eaten and y/n isn't mad and will just worry about later.

Y/n also may have asked for their friends can and to be picked up and y/n's best friend was the first to kinda meet the toys and saw y/n basically bloody and beaten because no way they come out unscathed. It was a very awkward drive back to y/n's house. Also totally imagine just y/n taking a good shower but then shower though hits them and they realize they have bascially traumatized toys who where once kids but horrifically made into these things and now y/n has to take care of them but it's better than the factory. Far better than the factory.

(that's it for this yap session. Promise more stuff for this au is coming out but if you like it please don't be shy and request any ideas for stories or just your thoughts on this au. But for now please stay safe and drink water!)

DON'T JUDGE ME😭😭😭 Enderman are hot.... 😔

WHO TF IS WANTING TO FUCK THE MINECRAFT MOBS

Fr this some Troom Troom ahh shoes 😭🙏🏻

engagement bait craft videos have gotten so bizarre i think this is legitimately an art form now

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AHHHHHHHHHH-

I-... *🚶🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🐕*

Tell me why it would be 10 times better if dantalian was wearing a school girl skirt... is that just me? am I the weird one?

Tell me you see it too right? Right🥲

All right then I guess I'll have to serve some food for you.