Well, I Just Wanted Some Roger Delgado On My Dash. Thank You Very Much.

why are you literally a russian bot? whats with the dickriding of genocide

Ahahah woah I'm a bot??? You have no idea what you are talking about. We literally have those in Russia, they are called KremlinBots and trust me I'm nothing like those trash talking propaganda-spreading little shits.

What I do then? I'm trying to make people think critically. Especially those of you who has no idea how post ussr countries work.

I respect Ukrainians cries for help and peace and showing the world the horrors of the war, because by gods we all need it, but I will not tolerate plain misinformation and calls for violence on anyone's side. It also applies to literally anything, not only war in particular.

Let me put it simple: I'm a politically involved russian (which are rare), but I'm also a pacifist.

It translates to me having my own strong opinions on how things should be in my country and it puts me in literal life and career threatening danger if I decide to freely express those opinions.

It also translates to me opposing the war with a passion, but in general. I'm on Noones Side, I just want it to end and I don't actually care who wins.

Therefore it pains me deeply to see people blindly crying out their hate for others. Saying someone should die. Saying shit about anything and everything supposedly affiliated with their percevied enemies. But not only they spread hate and panic among others, they also share clearly hyping posts or media links or whatever. Just. So uncritically!!

I spend lots of time checking my sources and looking for trustworthy media like russian Редакция. I make an effort to stay informed and clear minded. I still can't believe how some people all over the world (Russians, Americans, Europeans - it doesn't matter) can't understand that most of their media says what their government want them to say. Like. It's not only russian media who do propaganda, you aware?

I just wish more people would think critically and not see Russia as your average Hollywood bad mafia guys.

whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this

Howard Stark: I have made Tony, my greatest creation.

Jarvis: You fucked up a perfectly good genius is what you did. Look at it, it's got anxiety.

No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.

Me settling in my armchair all comfy with tea and snacks to read that one batjokes fic I planned to read since forever on my one day off in 2 weeks:

Hehe >:3

Me two (2) mins later finding out ao3 got down five (5) mins ago on tumblr:

Not hehe >:(

Me sleeping 20+ hours later finding out ao3 is still down:

Scream cry throw up

This man would let the intrusive thoughts win if it wasn’t for his daughter

W H A T

Bonus: when you accidently woke your bff at 3 am

Set Tumblr alight with a favorite photo of your chaos demon cat. If you blaze a photo (or video, or GIF) of your chaos demon cat this coming Saturday, May 13, the photo (or video, of GIF) of your chaos demon cat will receive double the number of impressions you select. That’s double the amount of human eyes on your chaos demon cat. Just imagine. 

Some stipulations:

Ok, you can submit another type of pet for consideration; we’re not monsters. If your pet is demonic or has chaotic energy, it’s valid.

It has to be your photo (or video, or GIF), please. 

It does not have to be your creechure, but please make sure the creechure’s guardian is cool with you putting their little buddy on blast.

This is a one-time offer. It may return. It may never occur again. What will you do with this newfound ephemeral power?

This Caturday celebration will run Saturday, May 13, from 12am-12am Eastern Daylight Time, but chaos demons cats are notoriously bad at telling time.

Opps sorry forgot one