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A fool year

April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

https://ko-fi.com/paulaperoff My Ko-fi is open if you want to support me so I can make more animations like this.

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

@harrison-the-dilf-friend here you go dinner interrupted it but: they won't be telling the story of tonight steuben's pantless flaming shots parties. i took this and ran with it. might make it into a crackfic later.

The dream demon can't get me if I don't sleep.

VOTE TAD STRANGE

ROUND THREE, SIDE ONE: Mark Scout (Severance) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

Propaganda under the cut!

Mark Scout

Mark literally doesn't even have any hobbies, interests, or backstory. He is literally the most generic guy

Mark is the most a4 blank sheet of paper man ever

more propaganda here!

Tad Strange

His whole thing is that he's so normal that it's just a tad strange. He really likes bread.

Tad Strange is THE basic white man in business attire. Literally, that's his entire personality (other than speaking in monotone, bread, milk, painting things white, and staring at nondescript rocks).

Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):

Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)

Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)

Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)

Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)

Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)

Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)

Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be wary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)

Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.