I accidentally deleted the ask for this one and I cannot for the life of me remember who asked for it!! I’m super sorry, but here you go anyway!!
Prompt: “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and fourth wheeling.” Word Count: 700 words Tags/Warnings: mostly SFW Notes: Thank you to @bobawithpomegranate for beta-ing!!
You should have known Mina was up to something from the beginning.
She’d appeared in your living room—supremely uninvited—on a Wednesday night, already babbling a mile a minute about some cute new boutique bar opening downtown that she was arranging a small group outing to, that you absolutely had to join or you didn’t love her and she was going to chain herself to your couch like a protestor to a tree until you complied.
Small group outing, she’d said.
As if Mina ever did things small.
You’d made the mistake of agreeing, before you found out that small group outing was, apparently, code for Mina, Kirishima of the newly-minted boyfriend status, you…and fucking Bakugou Katsuki.
Bakugou Katsuki, as in the meanest, nastiest, and most unfairly handsome member of your acquaintance—on whom you had nursed something like a masochistic little crush for a number of years. Though you would rather fucking die than admit it.
How Mina had roped him into coming, you almost didn’t want to know.
The four of you were currently wedged into a small booth, Mina and Kirishima chatting happily about nothing, Bakugou shoved up next to you, nursing a beer almost as sour as his expression. He’d been polite enough all evening, which was rare for him, but you kept catching him eyeing you from the corner of his eye—a barely-there flash of bright scarlet—like you were a small child that he didn’t quite trust not to run into the street.
What he thought you were going to do was absolutely beyond you, as you’d been very careful to be polite but distant enough around him all evening, knowing as you did that he was deeply disinterested in you.
Even if it was really hard with the entirety of his right side pressed up against you like that. His very warm, very muscular, very nice-smelling right side.
It seemed like the evening was drawing safely to a close around one a.m.—you were already patting yourself on the back for keeping your hands to yourself—when Mina finally struck.
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Cutest shit ive ever seen 🥺
I just like the idea of Dabi with small creatures.
We’re going to overlook the fact that the first cat looks like an actual gremlin because the second one looks at least a little closer. Animals really aren’t my strong suit.
Go read an old fic.
There’s such recency bias in fandom. As an author you post something, get a few reactions, and then it goes off into the bin. As a reader you check the tags, see what’s new, and move on. But a lot of old stuff is really good. It’s just sitting there, gathering dust, waiting for someone to take a peek.
So go on. Treat yourself.
Read an old fic.
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Rating: Explicit
Characters: Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic)
Inspiration: My piece for the Citrus Dome Discord server’s Gods AU collab featuring Hizashi as Bacchus/Dionysus/Liber ;) Check out all of the other incredible fics here! Special DJ Present Mic-style shout out to my man Pliney the Elder for the title inspo
Prompt: Worship has always been a part of your daily routine. Each season you place the fruits of your labor at the altar. Every day you pray. It’s human nature, seeking answers from the Gods.
But you never expected one to answer…
Word Count: ~12k
(Also on Ao3 here!)
Photo credit: @sharks_line2 on Twitter
This had surely been a bad idea from the start. Your friends had wheedled and coaxed you for weeks to join them, to sneak out of your home with them at dusk to take shelter in the sacred grove on the nearby slope of Aventine for a night of drunken abandon.
The bacchanalia, they whispered. A festival of religious ecstasy mixed with a carnival of earthly delights, a gathering of outcasts and castoffs, where wine would flow and inhibitions would be left at the treeline to be shrugged back on at sunrise.
Freedom, they tempted. Freedom from society, from expectation. From the weight of your thoughts and the confines of your mortal body. If you did it right, they added with a wink.
The clear, targeted implication of that last bit had you flushing hard, but you’d be lying if you said that it wasn’t ultimately what convinced you to go. Even one night to exchange the tangle of your mind for pure, simple pleasure had been undeniably appealing. The established time limit, combined with the lack of attached strings and potential consequences, had been the final selling points.
So your little group had stumbled through the streets, all hushed, breathless laughter, shawls pulled low over your heads and cloaks tucked in close. The setting sun cast the high stone walls of Rome into shadow, broken only by the flickering flames of street lights and squares of oil-lamp lit windows, the last of which fell away the closer you grew to the grove.
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Them:
Sometimes I wonder if I have enough warnings on this blog to get people not into dark content to steer clear of it
And then I go "...Nah, if they can't tell from all this what this blog is about then they probably aren't capable of reading anyways so it's fine"
Welcome to the Masterlist. Sit down, have a drink, and take a look around.
My reader character is always female with a vagina. Again, these are self-indulgent as hell.
Any nsfw content with student characters is imagined as aged-up.
Official full fics = 🍷
Let Loose (IzuOcha) 🍷
No Holding Back 🍷
Quirky Muff Diving
Gentle Femdom
Quirky Muff Diving
Quirky Muff Diving
All Consuming 🍷
S/O with Uniform Kink
S/O with Uniform Kink
S/O with Uniform Kink
The Horny Bird Has His Own Page
Cockwarming Interview
Having an unfit S/O
Quirky Muff Diving
What is Mic’s Bedroom Volume?
Tuning In Tonight 🍷
Give Pro Heroes a massage
Just a Demonstration 🍷
Cockwarming Interview
Hawks is into Mic
Having an unfit S/O
Evil Demonic Music 🍷
Honorable Mention 🍷
Give Pro Heroes massages
Cockwarming Interview
Some angsty Aizawa smut
Having an unfit S/O
Give Pro Heroes massages
Give Pro Heroes massages
Cockwarming Interview
Some Fatgum Fingering
Having an unfit S/O
Society and Mutations
Bad Sex Nonsense
Bad Sex Nonsense
Bad Sex Nonsense
Bad Sex Nonsense
Shiggy’s a bastard
Having an unfit S/O
The Shiggy Rank List
Videogame girl comes to life
Past Due 🍷
Past Due 🍷
Past Due 🍷
some 👀thoughts about rut keigo and sick reader 👀
thinking about… how soft he’d be. you’re expecting a week of fucking until the point of pain, but instead you get a hopelessly devoted, sweetened keigo. all-prettied up from his rut, but far more interested in tending to you and your illness than his other 👀needs
(nsfw)
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Different Stories Resonate with Different People
❅ 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐚-𝐧𝐢𝐢 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ❅
Rei’s family owns a cabin, nestled in the Gifu mountains just outside of Shirakawa-go, though October was the first you had ever heard of it, sat around your parents dinner table for your monthly meal together with your step-siblings, minus Touya. The Todoroki’s sound almost sad as they discuss it, reminiscing with a type of despondent nostalgia in their eyes.
You can only assume this is due to the now painful memories it must hold—memories of a time long past, memories of a time better off forgotten. Touya refuses to talk about it, but from what you were able to gather, going up to it for Christmas used to be a family tradition, before the divorce, before Touya’s accident.
He wasn’t the slightest bit happy when you told him about it—about Rei’s plans to celebrate Christmas there once again, as a family—the night he picked you up after the dinner had ended. His blood siblings had seemed cautiously optimistic, though, and Rei had seemed genuinely excited, both reactions igniting a soft, excited flutter in your belly, which Touya nearly crushes a moment later, when he firmly tells you that you’re not going.
❅ 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 ❅
i want you to know that i’m never leaving
❅ 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨 ❅
cause i’m mrs. snow, til death we’ll be freezing
❅ 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 ❅
you are my home, my home for all seasons
❅ 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 ❅
let’s go below zero and hide from the sun
❅ 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 ❅
let’s hit the north pole and live happily
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25. This is just a place for me to lurk and keep stuff I like.
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