flashback to that time in 2023 where I almost had a psychotic break and thought I could hear fucking Johnny silverhand in my head :3
sometimes I think I can still hear him when I'm stressed
There is no greater distance than the gap between what cishet guys find sexy about trans women versus what I find attractive in trans women.
one thing about me is that i love giggling. like hehe
restaurant worker who stares at you, than stares at your transfem puppycoded girlfriend, and slowly points to the ‘no dogs allowed’ sign.
doing orgasm denial to a girl who's into bimbofication hypnosis by teaching her vector arithmetic and really making sure she understands it
transfem who’s so nervous and self-conscious about her sexual performance that you can literally just treat her like a fleshlight and she’ll thank you for it.
all weed is slutweed if youre a lightweight with an intox and cnc kink
Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
pardon me madame but i really need a stim toy. may i slap your ass really hard i wanna see it jiggle around