Latest Posts by reyislikesotired - Page 10

Never let them guess your next move

The twitter people seemed to really like this one so I might as well drop it here X'D

no thoughts but i have that old vine stuck in my head of "i want to see my little boy, here he comes" and for some reason my brain just-

lyney, barging into the room: i want to see my little boy

lynette, popping out of somewhere to do jazz hands: here he comes

lyney, entering the room, marching towards freminet: i want to see my little boy

lynette, sipping her tea: here he comes

freminet with his head in hands and praying to the hydro dragon: pls stop

lyney, now hugging freminet tightly: i want to see my little boy~

lynette, without missing a beat as she munches on her snacks: here he comes

arlecchino who was behind lyney and still at the door: im... not surprised but still v confused

freminet thought he could escape me BUT NOW WITH THIS EVENT HE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE

*cackles maniacally with thunder and fire and explosions*

while mondstadt was the first nation we arrive and learn about, u notice that it isnt until we travel out of mondstadt that we actually are able to learn in more detail about the place and its inhabitants

in a way, we always come back to mondstadt, no matter how far we have gone

danny fenton and percy jackson would be besties

i have no proof but also no doubt

i feel like i need to book a therapy appointment after reading this

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

hcq in nutshell

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT BLUE EXORCIST WAS GONNA GET ANOTHER SEASON HUH??? YALL FAKE

had this idea in the back of my mind for a while after watching that one jax cursing video

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - OVA 1995

This is it. This is the show

not me trying to casually rewatch some old dan and phil videos when i notice their outfits

and ofc my first thought was

"oh lol theyre ladychat coded" like someone send me to my room or smth idk

i literally sat up in the theater and all to whisper yell "HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE THING!!!"

so the fnaf movie huh

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

Guys I have to watch a production of Hamlet starring David Tennant for a class and I saw this one frame of him looking at a camera and something evil and sinister overcame me to a point of which I was blind, and like a dying man to water I was shoved to photoshop by forces I do not recognize and this sickness is overwhelming and the rot consumes and so I have made this.

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.

i worry that someday, furina might actually try and sue venti. Not because venti could be stronger than her, and i'm certainly not worried about venti.

I worry because venti is a bard and bards are known to talk well. Not only will he talk himself out of all charges, he will probably somehow push them all onto furina and the fontaine justice system will need months to figure out what the fuck just happened.

And chief justice neuvillette will not speed up the process. Let the hydro archon learn her lesson as she spends like two months in jail.

Imagine the uproar. The hydro archon, god of justice, in jail. Venti would visit her daily.

this guy writes faster than alexander hamilton wtf

GUYS

no one knows irumas last name except maybe his grandpa and opera