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Modern au where wwx and the Jiangs/Wens (he could be with either family for this) grow up poor, and wwx keeps joking about how he's going to marry rich and then murder his wife (or husband, after he comes out as bi) for the money. It's a running joke in his family by the time he leaves for university.

Then he comes back over the holidays with lwj, youngest son and heir of the famously wealthy Lan family, and the joke is suddenly a lot less funny.

Cue awkward tension as wwx's family tries to feel out whether wwx is actually planning to murder lwj or if it's ok for them to grow attached to him, without letting lwj know they're worried about him getting murdered, whereas lwj is fretting about making a good first impression. And wwx, once he realises his family's confusion, plays it up on purpose because he finds the entire situation hilarious.

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really lame explorer nari x electric eel cyno (or should i say eelno??) mermay au

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

randomised gold

könig would have one of those unintentional asmr youtube channels where he cooks full blown meals in the forest or atop beautiful mountains, only showing himself from the shoulders down. he alternates between quietly explaining precisely how to chop up a beefy steak in a mix of german and english, and zoning out for minutes on end while he watches it sear and sizzle in the cast iron. gets distracted by the wildlife around him but doesn’t bother to cut out the segment where he attempts to feed a nearby squirrel.

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I love chenqing. fuckass evil flute that everyone hates. somehow considered more dangerous than the literal magic swords everyone else has. supposedly made of bamboo but wei wuxian was out there whacking people with it on the battlefield. it's a vessel to channel dark and fucked up magic, but it was also a toddler's favorite teething toy. it's great.

its hot out why are they still cuddling