Im Straight Up “against It” And By It Haha Well. Lets Justr Say. The Kitchen Floor

am i imagining things or do norris/chester/augustus get more and more expressive in their tone as we go on? they're barely even robotic anymore. they sound so human. if i worked at the oiar and heard my computer sound like that i would be crying in a corner and shitting my pants

NEW EXTERNAL IN NEXT EPISODE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

What if they were totally gay and hated each other and also fell in love

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

Day two of no tik tok: I can finally see colors, the world is beautiful. I smelled the air outside and felt the grass, I didn’t know I could be this happy.

Real middle school breakup core

i cant believe jon and martin were only together for 10-12 business days

alex & jonny open up a document like "how can we fit the maximum amount of emotional damage into one of the shortest magnus episodes in history" and somehow exceeded even that

Yes super sonic, I will go to sleep, thank you for your wisdom 😍😍

(Thx pookie, but I’m already better, I just like late night posting and waking up to the damage a few hours later. It’s always a fun little surprise!)

Mmmmmm yes…. The voices…. The voices are telling me to dig! I just dig a hole! And jump in! And never come out! Then I’ll never have to pay taxes or car insurance!

wishing all artists a very sincere "get weirder with it" this coming year

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps