Reblog If You’ve Read Fanfictions That Are More Professional, Better Written Than Some Actual Novels.

Okay, so let me see if I understand correctly:

Boys wanting to write poetry is a metaphor for boys wanting the freedom to make out in the back of old bookstores and to wear lipstick while reciting Shakespearean sonnets without having to hear the constant disapproval of others

Men running away to become pirates is a metaphor for men running away from the safe, heteronormative lives society forced them into in order to start a more genuine, albeit more dangerous, life for themselves

Nerdy teens fighting monsters together is a metaphor for teens who were once outcasted by their community for being different helping each other to confront their trauma and to become the heroes of their own stories

And women playing baseball is a metaphor for women reclaiming their femininity after spending most of their lives being told they’re “not real girls” because they don’t fit the mold the patriarchy wants them to fit into

But ultimately all of them are just metaphors for a friend group being gayer than the fucking fourth of July

“I’m you, I’m just like you. Thats why i was attracted to you. To give you happiness. I’m sorry. I misunderstood your happiness.”

“Exactly sir. You misconstrued your own happiness with his. You didn’t want to bring about Shinji’s happiness, you wanted his happiness to make you happy.”

Bruh, i will get like, funny Evangelion memes but then this pops up and then i get sucked down that depressing rabbit hole again.

How tall is your evan

I like to headcannon him around like 5’10 to 6 foot

The perfect Jarty variants

I cannot be the only person who has thought this like, with all the James Potter Spiderman au’s, this just popped into my head one day and has not escaped

I mean, come on, we all saw Maddie being evil a mile away

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Thoughts on foursaints?

I quite like all of their posts. I like going through their blog and reading through the different things they write or the pictures they post

neil perry mlm flag + todd anderson trans flag

Shinji Ikari listens to Mitski and you CANNOT convince otherwise