S.A. Ash - The Black Piano

I think we should put all spiders in a place that isn't my house. That would be pretty neat, in my opinion.

I'm locked out of my house

I remembered, a while ago I went to Naples.

And they deep fried a calzone? Just put the poor bastard in hot oil cause why the fuck not. Was this a thing I just didn't know about? Was the restaurant on crack? Both?

I need to know why this exists.

Into the Earth by Lorna shore

I mean, yeah...

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

He's got the same blanket as (and a similar expression to) my dog lol

Yes there is a second underneath; she likes her cushioning.

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

This man makes some of the greatest ytps on earth. This is your PSA to go check out his YT channel if that is at all in line with your sense of humour.

*dies instantly*

"Doesn't the passage of time scare you? The fact that we are relentlessly pushed along a path to our deaths? The fact that you were forced into this, and your only way to stop it is to end up in the same place it was taking you anyway?"

Maybe, but if time didn't pass my quiche would never be cooked, so that motherfucker better keep going.