I Refuse To Belive Anyboudy Thinks That

Real

autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

i want to boop the babys

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

“When I was a student in yeshiva, I asked one of the rabbis why Jews talk so much. We were studying Talmud, and I was trying to understand the comprehensive, obsessive inquiry into questions from the minuscule and seemingly pedestrian–are the water cisterns adjacent to a house included in the price of its sale?–to the transcendent, like what is the nature of God. “Jewish time is circular, so we work to make things perfect for the next time around,” he replied, before adding world-wearily: “Also, we don’t believe in perfection.””

— Alana Newhouse, NYT Book Review of Stranger in a Strange Land by George Prochnik (via spikenards)

hope is an act of resistance

So trans Peter Parker is a very dear headcanon for me, and so is trans Matt Murdock, so because I was brain storming for some reason, my mind created a universe in which Matt (post top surgery) helps Peter to bind safely while on the job as Spider-man, gives him tips on how to present more masculine and stuff like this, taking a mentor kind of role, so I am now about to die from cuteness-

I’m just going to leave this here

doxes vegies coming in should be compostable

You know how companies used to make flour sacks with pretty flower patterns on them because mothers would make dresses out of them for their daughters? We should bring that back. Paper bags designed to be reused as wrapping paper. Jars of jam designed to look nice filled with pencils or homemade sauces. Fabric that's high quality enough to use as a patch.

Give things a second life!!

i want to pet it

S I G H H H H

Oh, to be a dragon from a 15th century German Jewish manuscript wearing a long, silly hat.