My To Favorite Thing In One No Way (I'm So Excitement)

Unmute !

a day late but happy birthaday

happy birthday to the silliest little guy in all of elizabethan england

I love this with my whole heart

things i think about CONSTANTLY:

daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish “unless stated otherwise”

the only time it could possibly have been considered “stated otherwise” is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs

literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers

daniel handler is the funniest man alive

I love you tailors, I love you recycling center employees, I love you jewelry repair people, I love you tech repair people. I love you plumbers, I love you electricians. I love you all maintenance workers, who make it so things don't have to be fully replaced when they break.

There are so many ways to contribute to the climate movement.

Cos why am I planing a hole ass Shabbat with the hole

Fam

world so bleak it has my secular jewish ass lighting shabbat candles again

Things that happened yesterday when I went to a halloween haunt and amusement park for 12 hours straight while dressed as the 11th Doctor

- Many said the fit was dapper 😎

- Lady operating a rollercoaster, over the intercom, asked me and my sister “If she’s a pirate, then who are you?” I replied “The Doctor.”

“Just ‘The Doctor?’” It took me everything not to giggle. When the ride was over she asked “How was the ride, Doctor?” “Very good.” “I concur.” She was peak. Also made everyone say OOH-WHOOP every time she sent a ride out.

- The haunt starts. There are scare actors walking around. The first clown that comes up to me, asks “Are you Grunkle Stan?”

I threw my fez to the pavement laughing. I pulled a sonic screwdriver from my jacket and he goes “Oh, what are you gonna do? Erase my memory or something with that?” Me and my friends walked away giggling, while I sulked in defeat.

Right after this, we go to a haunted house and the lady at the entrance is the first to recognize my costume after being at the park for 7 hours.

My response, of course, is; “I could kiss you on the mouth right now- but I wont.” She told me about how she gave her husband a fear of statues when making him watch the show.

- We walk through a graveyard-decorated tunnel. There is an actor disguised as a statue. I dont think I need to explain what happened. But somehow, they got me.

- Going through a cornmaze. An actor in a scary corn husk costume starts making spooky noises as we walk past, but broke character and went “Oh! Doctor who!” Me and my friends cheered as we carried on.

- Towards the end, walking through the same clown area, a pair of creepy twin clowns marches past me and my sister. One jumps at us as they walk past and yells “THE DOCTOR!” and we both got jumpscared.

All in all, very fulfilling. Reminder to all nerds to cosplay the SHIT outta halloween. It was so fun. Would go back if I wasn’t poor and very tired and need to work/school.

best 10th doctor description ever

im sorry are you trying to kill me

the most heartbreaking thing to me about ‘the girl who waited story’ is not that amelia waited twelve years for him, but that in just five minutes, eleven lost his chance to be a father again.

This is my favourite thing

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor