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cinematic gold

you ever read a kiss scene so good, so gutwrenchingly beautiful and painful and sweet and full of stomach butterflies, that it makes you wanna fckin scream?

anyway go read Blue by @hollypunkers and scream :)

This teacher battled his student in a talent show….teacher was WAVYYYY

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

Sausage💥

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

LABRATHOR

So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen

When you and your boy got a date with twins