Reblog And Put In The Tags The Real Reason You Joined Tumblr No Matter How Horrible Or Embarrassing It

I believe in a punching button suprimacy

FOOD

When there's a love tringle with two love-struck boys, the whole fandom is arguing over who is better for the girl, and me laughing my head off and shipping the two boys together

OH MY GODS THIS IS PRICELESS

he will punch you in the face

ジュ

I can't

This is so tumblr

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

When ya forgot the meme you wanted to post

Tried (and failed) to draw Deku

and 2025 coming up 👍

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.