Current Dilemma: Wanting A Relationship Like Jayvik But Not Being Built Like Jayce And Not Being Pretty

As if those two things can’t apply to the same being

I want to be a little fey thing frolicking in the woods but I also want to be a badass punk rock person who punches nazis

decisions decisions...

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

He’s just a ghost periodically dying and the one ghost that’s been to literal hell told him to walk it off lmao

i feel bad for the exploding-head guy. i mean, sure they're not doctors but to me a ghost with an exploding head qualifies a lot less as a medical issue than a live girl with a supernatural parasite. obviously they weren't going to NOT save niko but "we are not doctors" is a weird thing to say about a ghost with what is obviously a supernatural problem. his whole afterlife is a nonstop cycle of worsening agony and short-lived relief, and something must be causing that, right? and it's definitely not an actual, try-these-pills, lay-down-in-the-dark migraine

i just really hope you figured it out, exploding-head guy

I mean… can you really say that if you haven’t been crucified yet?

My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you

You better fucking watch your back

To the officials in Netflix that cancelled Dead Boy Detectives, I am angry, and the only talking I want to do is with my fists