Relatable

I didn’t know I needed this concept to be fully rendered

The Haus of Decline comic and "it's okay, guys, he says he's sorry!" mischaracterized Steven so hard.

Can the same thing happen to me, perchance? Just a little bit? A smidgen?

Original comic by Rasenth

Big cat

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

My offering in these dark times: this porny Payneland fic I was writing yesterday when I got the news and which I finished today in a rage-fueled burst of spite (but quite happily for the boys).

It's been a couple of weeks since the boys' shockingly successful eye contact experiment, and Edwin is impatient to try something else.

Technically a sequel to You're a Star I'm Gazing from Edwin's point of view, but actually a sweet scoop of god-I-love-you type smut that you don't need any background knowledge to enjoy.

Explicit! See tags.

And we would call the bug… Pukicho.

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

No wonder I’m always jealous of cats

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog