If They Don’t Make Up Or Make Out In The Third Act I’ll Be Livid

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

The results are in and… it looks like the majority is OPTIMISTIC 🎉

I’ll let you all know how well this aged once summer is over…

It took talking about a gay Edwardian ghost and a magic cat man to be seen on tumblr for the first time, and you know what?

Hell yeah

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

After years of seeing tumblr posts from the safety of Pinterest, it’s time to get the full experience first hand

Makes the song play in my head EVERY TIME… but it’s so catchy

Introduced my sister to dead boy detectives, but I was out of the room when the cat king first tried to seduce Edwin, and all I heard from the other side of the house was her screaming “JUST FUCK HIM!”

A new core memory

To the officials in Netflix that cancelled Dead Boy Detectives, I am angry, and the only talking I want to do is with my fists

He’s just a ghost periodically dying and the one ghost that’s been to literal hell told him to walk it off lmao

i feel bad for the exploding-head guy. i mean, sure they're not doctors but to me a ghost with an exploding head qualifies a lot less as a medical issue than a live girl with a supernatural parasite. obviously they weren't going to NOT save niko but "we are not doctors" is a weird thing to say about a ghost with what is obviously a supernatural problem. his whole afterlife is a nonstop cycle of worsening agony and short-lived relief, and something must be causing that, right? and it's definitely not an actual, try-these-pills, lay-down-in-the-dark migraine

i just really hope you figured it out, exploding-head guy

This just in….! They were not a real person.

Got my first follower. Time to see if they’re a real person….