Latest Posts by preparedfruit - Page 3

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kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

I just know I'm in the minority on this one, but let's prove it. If you had to pick one that you could turn on or off at will, permanently losing access to the other in your home,

Bonus: tell me about the climate where you live in the tags

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered

No one talk to me I got Greta Van Fleet tickets and I’m about to make it my WHOLE personality

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

i’m curious which river is “the river” for you guys? for me it’s the rhine

Miss u

Daaaannniiiiiiii

Whati

Please reblog I need to know where we're at techwise with the age of tumblrs user base

I’m back again with my School Spirits posts, but I spent ages wondering why Mr Martin looked familiar and then it hit me at like 2am that he was Eddie in Desperate Housewives

Do we think Wally is short for something? I can’t think what but I can’t imagine his name is.. just Wally

Reblog and tag with how old u are maybe too? Or what ur job is? Just trying to get a feel for where i land on this site.

School doesnt look like a word rn

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

I wish to present my own little cats

ummm . to love a little cat is to see the face of god

After seeing Steve in action around the kids Eddie starts calling Steve “mom Steve” in his head. It slips out one night when the older kids are hanging out, but thankfully only Robin hears. She ends up shooting soda out of her nose from laughing.

They end up teaming up to get Steve a mug that says “MILF” for his birthday after that.

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?

mine are the tower and the chariot

well i'm haunted by WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension. #feminism

stained glass window. (via)

(sorry if this has already been done, I haven't seen it)

squeak only when squoken to

Sleepy boy

(via)

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash