Listen, Halsin Has So Much Shit Going On, I Think Even He Needs Some Emotional Support From Time To Time

Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish

what do you think Marshall has tatted on his back? 💀

What a wonderful question! As we don't actually see the backs of litg character, it gives us a lot of leg room for headcanons! Considering the...Calibre, of Marshall's tattoos, I'm sure there'd be a littany of very sophisticated, mature options that *certainly* don't give the malicious haste of Light Yagami scrawling into the death note. Bangers include:

"My brother stabbed me here" right at the centre of his back in old English font.

Gangster spongebob on his left shoulder blade and lola bunny getting spanked on his other one.

A bumper sticker of a skull and crossbones because he's proper edgy

"Back Up Dancers go to hell"

"Ozzy Die Die Die"

And like a big scary knife because he's so scary and edgy. Probably a sephiroth backpiece thrown in?

Many thoughts.

Me, going through the romance options: Lae'zel is hot, I'll try it out. Ooh, Karlach has a great personality I love her. Shadowheart's got some issues but she's grown on me. Wyll is interesting because I feel like I don't see characters like him that often. Astarion's got plenty of angst, I like it. I'm curious as to how Halsin's bear form would work...ugh how do I choose.

Gale, eating my boots and infodumping about his cat: Do you have a good place where I can die so that I won't murder innocents I'd appreciate it

Me: I want that one

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movies used to have james spader in them.

au where litg was release 10 years earlier and people are making genderbent rapunzel edits of max

nobody took my pen away so the hades-crossover-fever continues. i’m ill

others: astarion, kotallo

Someone on reddit requested to see them with short hair so here is Hamish, Max, and Alex’s hair 😂

my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself