It’s My Birthday Let’s Fweaking Go

I was told to “draw a pretty picture” on the back of a test for my religion class, so….

drew this during class

...like antennas to heaven

link to the full image

Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky. It's looking back...

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

Sketchbook deleted my drawing so here’s my last process shot!

we all outta ibuprofen

That’s right.. MORE PORTAL AND ULTRAKILL

Ultrakill doodle dump part 1

I'll never NOT feel like a bit of a prick when I write out my actual human name. And I get quite a lot of enjoyment out of that.

(I have yet to encounter a room where I can say "Cadmus V. Roselove Creely" without getting at least one eye roll. I hope it stays that way.)

Between my full name and the clothing I wear, it is NOT DIFFICULT to get people to assume that I'm 'well off,' as opposed to a skilled little charlatan (actor) with above average perception and unwavering false confidence.

I think that's fun.