"what's Your Dream Job??" Uhh To Have 17 Weird Little Hobbies That I Don't Have To Be Good At And Hang

COME HITHER BEAST

GAZE UPON MY VERY MANLY AND IN NO WAY SUBMISSIVE OR INFERIOR TO OTHERS ROCK COLLECTION. ISNT IT SO FUCKING COOL AND AMAZING AND MASCULINE AND MANLY

Guys he’s photosynthesizing

More Elias cosplay. Though, this time it's not about the outfit.

I have freaky Bouchard eyes, God given, so, conveniently, I can use them for any Elias fanart I do. If I need a reference for an expression, I just do it myself.

When I did my first art piece, I asked myself "how do I convey this expression on an unsettling, unblinking man?" Then I remembered that 'I' am an unsettling, unblinking man, and my stupid eyes are under utilized.

michael awareness poster

i have more because im on that grind but here's my michael design because i loveee himmmmmmmm theres a lot of colors here uh ouchie

Headshot

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

EPIC FANS GATHER ROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! witness my insane character designs and say NOTHING about my obvious lack of Greek mythology knowledge thank u

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You come into my house, piss on my carpet, move my Bible collection into the fiction section of Barnes and Noble, and have the audacity to call me cringe?!

Well I- I... *crying*

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