I’ve Done Lineart? Kind Of??

i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

I'll never NOT feel like a bit of a prick when I write out my actual human name. And I get quite a lot of enjoyment out of that.

(I have yet to encounter a room where I can say "Cadmus V. Roselove Creely" without getting at least one eye roll. I hope it stays that way.)

Between my full name and the clothing I wear, it is NOT DIFFICULT to get people to assume that I'm 'well off,' as opposed to a skilled little charlatan (actor) with above average perception and unwavering false confidence.

I think that's fun.

corporealizing your stupid omnipotent narrator

Gabriel visits the House of Leaves

You should wear headphones to avoid trying to explain this to someone.

Transcript:

*Whistling* Ah, such a lovely day here in Hell.

Why, I don't think anything could break my stride or slow me down!

*Source engine ragdoll sounds begin*

GOD DAMMIT.

*SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds end*

Oh, at least I didn't fall down the second set of st- AGH-

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds stop followed by whimpering in pain*

Is that another set of stairs?

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING and cats meowing*

No, the cats are eating me alive now too!

I think that should be it...

*CAR CRASH*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

God... How many sets of stairs was that? Was that four?

Why did- why did a car push me down the next set?

*METAL PIPE DROPS*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

FUCKING MACHINE. SHIT. FUCK.

You know I didn't think five sets of stairs- *cats meowing* NO, KITTIES. AGH- *Yelling and ragdoll sounds continue*

*A complete mess of sounds consisting yelling of pipe drops, ragdoll sounds, cars crashing, and V1 saying "YAAAYYY"*

Six sets of stairs to lay my spine to waste, but I survived! NOOO-

*The mess of sound continues*

All seven layers traversed...

*FunnyWes' Raiden impression* "What are you trying to say?"

*METAL PIPE DROP RETURNS*

OH. AAAGHH THERE'S MORE. FUCK. GAAHHHHGG-

Transcript:

*Yelling in pain followed by many pipe drops*

FUCK. WHY DO I LIVE IN SUCH A TALL HOUSE?!

HELP.

*Yelling continues*

Oh, thank God! I'm on the little-

I'm safely- I'm safely on the little platform.

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling*

Okay, I've made it to the next little platform before the final set of stairs-

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling and meowing*

I'm at the bottom of the stairs now.

So now as long as the whole house doesn't- *YELLING, V1 going "YAYYY", and car crashes*

Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

Chapter 85 is now out, Shirahama posted the coloured version of the incredible chapter cover for this one.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go and stare at a wall after that chapter.

When your wife won't shut up so you reduce him to polygon state

Update on the one Gabriel sketch!! Wifey 🥰🥰

yes I'm now on the other side of top surgery and I'm allowed to lift things again 💪 You might have already seen this one on my substack -- did u know you can subscribe to my substack for early access to comics like this?! Sent directly to your email inbox??? FOR FREE????? (there is also an optional paid tier for exclusive bonus content for five bucks a month but like 80% of my posts will be free and publicly available) ty ily♥

Sketch is done ✨

Guys he’s photosynthesizing