Latest Posts by pchelik-please - Page 8
I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
I don't know how to explain this sry
Am I cooking, chat?
These are dumplings with buffalo cheese, ketchup, mayio, garlic sauce, black pepper and dill.
Transformers hyperfixation is giving me a dire need in making a ful ass transformer helmet.
God, why is it always masks
if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!
I tried something new! (yippee) The Poem format is from @two-bees-poetry!
I have zero head canons for most of these, but thought I'd draw them hanging out anyway
Cool 👍
Good night (or whatever time you have right now) 💤
Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.
Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.
I hath never mention'd any relationship.
I just brought my homunculus to show off my game. He is not a part of any family.
Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.
Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.
THIS IS SO GOOD IM CRYING 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭
hero's aspect wild still has mipha's grace, right?
i'm rereading the whole fic and i got to the bit where hyrule is sure he would've killed wild if he'd been there when they first saw him. and i thought-
well ok. what if he did. like they kill wild before sky can tell them what's really happening and everyone is horrified and then he. comes back to life. all's well that ends well! except the trauma i guess
OH MAN
Oh no!
(Oh Yes)
Aspects of a Terrible Mistake
They had messed up. They had messed up beyond messing up. ‘Messed up’ wasn’t even an appropriate word for how badly things had gone wrong.
Legend stared silently as Hyrule, sobbing, tried to pour his Life spell into a corpse. Beside him, Sky was paler than ash, his eyes wide and his lower lip trembling. Only a moment ago he had burst through the brush, panting, and shouted for them to stop, that this wasn’t a monster, it was a hero like them.
It was too late. Hyrule had shot true, his arrow going into one of the hero’s eyes and killing him instantly.
This couldn’t be happening. It couldn’t be real. It was a dream, a terrible nightmare, it-
Legend felt like the world was spinning without him. He couldn’t focus. He heard himself saying that he was going to get Time, knew distantly that he was moving through the forest towards their camp, but he was in a daze.
They’d killed a hero.
He didn’t know what he said to Time. He didn’t know what the old man said, just that his eye flew wide and he looked sick. The rest of the heroes - the heroes that hadn’t been part of the group that killed an innocent man - followed him to the river where the corpse was still lying prone and Hyrule was sobbing into his chest.
They eventually decided to give him a decent burial. It was the very least they could do. The new hero, whoever he was, was a big guy but Time could just about carry him back to camp.
They laid him out on a bedroll, as if he was only sleeping. It would take a while to dig a grave and they were determined to do this right, to clean the blood from his face and comb his hair before they buried him. They would take some of his jewellery, maybe his sword and that strange device on his hip so that they could give it to his own people if they ever went to his era.
Hyrule was still trembling as he removed the arrow from his eye and washed his face. Legend had no idea how the traveller, the sweet kind traveller, would ever forgive himself for shooting the killing shot. Legend had just been a part of the group that killed him and he felt wretched.
There was nothing he could think of to say.
Legend turned to see how the grave was getting on, and -
A gasp. The sound of someone stumbling backwards, and a whine.
Legend span around and screamed.
The dead man was no longer dead, and now was looking up at him with two wide, very frightened eyes.
What the f-
-
Link awoke with a gasp, his body aching and his head pounding. He had been dead a moment ago. He had been dead, he had been murdered and -
Oh Hylia, the boy who shot him was right beside him. Wild whined and tried to struggle away, but his limbs were heavy and numb after their temporary death. A few feet away someone screamed, a guy with pink hair who looked like he’d just seen a ghost. Which, yeah kinda.
But what the hell was going on?! He’d died in the river, but now he was in a glade, under a blanket. Were-
Were they planning to bury him? The killing boy looked like he’d been crying, what the hell was going on?!
Voices began to ring out as a group of more boys and men began to crowd around him, all looking shellshocked and disbelieving. Some, he recognised from the hunting party, others he did not. The largest of the group, a tattooed man with one eye, pushed his way through the crowd and knelt at link’s side.
“Everyone, give us some space. Sky, stay with me, help me explain.”
Link whined again, looking up at the tattooed man. Despite his intimidating figure he was looking down at him kindly. Link knew that he probably shouldn’t trust him, but he did.
-
Okay so this was all batshit crazy. According to one-eye - Time, his name was Time - they were all heroes from across time, all called link, and all drawn here by mysterious portals. Sounded like a lot of woo-woo bullshit to Link, but then Time’s friend, Sky, had let him hold his sword. The Master Sword.
Hylia, it was all true.
Call him crazy, but Link - Wild, he was now - didn’t hold a grudge. He’d died before, including by accident or at the hands of people who hadn’t realised it was him and not a monster. It was fine.
Well, it wasn’t fine, but Wild was forgiving and wanted to move on. Wanted to get to know his brothers.
It took a while. Weeks, really. He couldn’t communicate properly, couldn’t explain himself to them. Little by little, though, he broke down barriers between himself and the chain. The ones who hadn’t been in the hunt first, then one by one, the others.
Four. Warriors. Legend. Sky.
And then Hyrule. Much as Wild wanted to move on, it was hard to build a bridge with Hyrule.
He knew why the traveller had done what he did, probably would have done the same in his situation. Honestly, he was even pretty impressed by his shot!
But his subconscious was another matter. He got nervous around the traveller without any real reason, and Hyrule’s guilt was clearly affecting him too.
Then, one day on a hike the traveller had pulled out a bow as he turned to listen for monsters and Wild had jerked away on instinct. The look of shock and guilt and grief he then got from the traveller after that was horrible, and that night he found Hyrule’s bow snapped in half in a ditch.
In the end it was food that united them. Wild had seen Hyrule by the campfire and steeled himself, walking over and plopping down beside him.
Hyrule immediately made to move, to give wild space, but wild stopped him, putting a hand on his wrist. He rumbled softly, and offered his slate.
It took a while to get his meaning across, but eventually Hyrule understood that he was asking for food suggestions. The traveller would never be a great chef, but he could follow instructions and was genuinely excited to help.
It was the first time they had ever actually done something together and… it felt nice. Right. When they were done they had a damn good meal for the chain, and Wild ruffled Hyrule’s hair fondly. The traveller smiled shyly back up at him.
By the time they first made it to Wild’s world, the time Wild had be killed by Hyrule felt like a bad dream.
“there is no furniture in his house/apartment” is objectively the funniest headcanon you can assign to a fictional character
I have one very specific idea that I have written down. It pretty similar to the Zelda and Tunic with the hero cycle, but the hero is not treated like person but like weapon made specifically to kill the supposed "evil".
Each time I remember about it my brain is getting too close to the meltdown button, its like being blasted with giant creativity blast that does nothing but gives me visions of that idea. I cant even make out anything specific besides the vibe and little details.
January is Thirsting
Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.
https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285
new year’s resolutions
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I hath convinc'd my family to play it. Most were happy.
My father said that it takes too long, but I think it's because he's an oldass and it was getting late.
Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.
Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.
The rapidly changing lights came back and are beating the shit out of me.
Since im easter than most of the people on this app I'll tell you how the 2025 feels like.
The lights on the party hath calmed down, thank god. Its loud and hot. Im getting blinded from my right help.
Since im easter than most of the people on this app I'll tell you how the 2025 feels like.
Since im easter than most of the people on this app I'll tell you how the 2025 feels like.
ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)
Parkour civilization
i fucking love how in pro wrestling world, literally every aspect of life revolves around wrestling. match stipulations are 100% legally binding and can settle child custody disputes or attempted murder charges. and if you lose a match you can be immediately fired, lose your home and life savings, be forced into indentured servitude or get trapped in a hell dimension
Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.
Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.
linked universe but the chain gets teleported into parkour civilisation & meet evbo and have to chose between doing a one block jump for the chicken or a one block vertical jump for the beef
I have so much unfiltered emotions in my head that usually happen when I think about some characters, but now they're so unspecific that I cant pin them to any character.
Good lord, doomed yaoi with Lololoshka, what are you doing to me.
I think I saw a post like this forever ago but I don't wanna go thru the effort of finding it so. Reblog and put in the tags a major spoiler for a story you like, but (and this is crucial) keep it incredibly vague and don't say or hint towards what the spoiler is for. I'm gonna go first
"they're siblings"
"he's old"
"he's smart"
"old man in the house"
I have an aching need to make a ClownPierce mask. Like with clown headpiece and big neck ruffles.
happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other