“Oh…” Parasite’s Voice Was Almost… Sympathetic? Sorrowful? Comforting? One Of Those.

being obsessed with your own oc is so awesome because everything you say is right. no headcanons we die like men

Adding onto this:

GWENOM PLEASE. PLEASEEEEEEE

Ok top 10 wishlist for Beyond the Spider-verse Spider characters

1. Spiders-Man

2. Spinstress (assuming she gets a song)

3. Kwaku Anansi

4. Lady Spider (i know we glimpsed her in the background, but I want May Rieley steampunk action!)

5. Emissary of Hell (mech battle with Peni?)

6. Night Spider

7. Either Turn Off the Dark Spider-Man (who can join in Spinstress’ number) or Spider-Monster (Grover)’s parody there-of, in either case they need to crash into someone at a key moment

8. Arachknight

9. Silk

10. Ben & Petey

*sighs dramatically as I pull out a gun* I’d typically eat this dude, but if this guy’s hygiene is anywhere similar to his opinions, then I’d probably get E-coli by touching him

Oh my fucking god.

New York Hell’s Kitchen, W 48th street around Clinton community garden. If it’s too far away I can come over to wherever you are though.

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

…

@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

Probably foxglove or spider irises, though blue lilies would also be acceptable.

However since I’m not part spider I’m probably (hopefully) not going to die anytime soon, though- if you are part spider, then lifespan is probably more along 47 years, so I take back that statement.

@spidey-official @reallyreallyspiderman @pavbhaji-prabhakar @brooklynsspiderman @brooklynsspiderwoman @definitelynot-peterp4rker tag all the spider-men and women of the multiverse

“Thank you! I must go now, it’s been great…”

Parasite trailed off for a moment. Part of them really was starting to considering this person as a potential host.

Maybe, just maybe…

Would they be a good host? Could they be a good host? What if it was perfect symbiosis? Just the thought of it immediately filled Parasite with hope and desperation, and they took a couple of quick steps towards Gwen. No, no, too dangerous a target… can’t get sidetracked, can’t fight her… She’s been oblivious enough though, maybe a surprise attack- no. They had promised to themselves not to attack anybody high scale, not to bond to any Spider-Creatures again.

Not again. Not after last time.

However, their hand that was partially reached out to Gwen, their still tilted head, the occasional twitches, and from how long they had been standing there in silence, mentally debating with themselves, it was starting to get more awkward the longer they stood there, staring at them with a half desperate, half hesitant look in their eyes as they stared at Gwen.

Leave you’re going to get found out and you’re going to get your ass kicked again find an easier target idiot

“Hey, you! Spider…”

Parasite Alice paused, trying to regain control of their host’s body again why did they keep on fighting Parasites control why did they pick a host that was so difficult we need a new host soon FIND ONE

“What do you… What’s your opinion on symbiotes? What do you know about them?”

Parasite-Alice leaned up against a fire escape, her expression blank and emotionless.

Gwen froze and pulled her mask back down, spinning on her toes to face the newcomer. She hadn't even realized someone was there. She had to get a grip.

She tried not to seem too out of breath or panicky, but they'd likely be well aware if they'd been there for any time at all. They hadn't mentioned it yet, however.

It took a moment to process their question. She had to get a grip first. There wasn't a clear threat.

"...In theory? They're very interesting," That was flat. Not enough. This was a biology question, she liked biology. "I mean, I don't know a lot. But parasites are always interesting to learn about." She didn't know why this was one of the topics she always hedged on. Realistically, she knew her feelings. But this was one of the things where she had to test the dirt, to find her footing, before she could state her opinion. Especially because she still didn't know this person.

"I don't have anything against them. Certainly not the hosts, they are actively hurt in the exchange," She wrung her hands together. Paused. "I think my interest lands in what is best for the host and what they prefer." That shouldn't have been too far. No matter the harm inflicted on others, the host was a person in the exchange. And yet she found her grimacing as if she'd stated the most controversial opinion in the world. It was stupid.

"Uh, may I ask who you are? And what your opinion is?"

steve rogers did not spend 3+ movies fucking over the government for people to completely miss the point of captain america. can't wait for sam to continue that tradition and punch the president

Parasite stares at VICE for a long, long time, before speaking up after a moment.

“That’s a nice way of seeing it.”

“What birdie and spider do you speak of that was hurt?” Their eyes shone as they spoke, perking up a bit.

“Do you have a spider-person too?”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

“Ah, yes. My first host was able to form complete symbiosis with me. Unfortunately, he passed and I was… Unable to save him. After that I’ve been hopping from host to host ever since, I haven’t found one that can fully sustain complete symbiosis without dying soon after. I’ve gone through many, many hosts, unfortunately.”

Another of our kind, fascinating, to think others share our idea!

@rage-the-symbiote aka a @wasteland-squog-baby side blog

“Oh, hello! You’re a symbiote too, I see! It’s always such a pleasure to meet another of our own kind.”