V Rough Painty Sketch Thing Of Fave Dirt Wizard And His Cat

Concept: sealed ancient evil unleashed after a thousand years of deathless slumber, except it turns out that its evil was defined entirely in terms of defiance of divinely ordained social hierarchies, and in the meantime the society of the land it once plagued has transitioned from a divine-right monarchy to a parliamentary democracy, so now it’s just having an existential crisis like “what do you mean blasphemy isn’t a crime anymore?”

those food cat memes always make me think of a kitten wearing a costume that his mommy made him

sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known

i see the spine of the world. sparkle and spine, like the inside. i see the spine of the world. i know it’s mine, twisted and tied.

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

soon the AI pretending to be human will be making scam calls and getting answered by the AI pretending to be human and they’ll have elaborate conversations where they try to tease out whether the other one is really human or not.

the f in frog stands for friendship