I Know It’s A Weird Kind Of Wish But The Linguist In Me Wants To Dish On How Spelling And Sound Are

Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire  - Mod B

Yeah, sorry, I’m here as a guest Cos our Mod E’s been feeling quite stressed They could use more time spanning ‘Tween their college planning And dying in games of Celeste  - Mod B

The boy known as Phineas Flynn Is notably lacking in chin But with his bro, Ferb (That duo’s superb) Each summer day’s surely a win  - Mod M

This limerick, I'd like to acknowledge That all of my thoughts are on college We only discuss (As we think and we fuss) 'Bout how to obtain some new knowledge  - Mod E

It’s funny how we all admire it Today some shows even require it See, the tales everyone dreads From the seventeen hundreds Are an incomplete history of “pirate”  - Mod B

The trick to long paper's to write some fluff To make it seem relevant, cite some stuff (I in no way endorse such a method, of course) Then pray your professor won't sight your bluff  - Mod M

My apprentice is no longer sound I’m so sad that the brother I’ve found Is as lost as he is Since he was such a whiz But I tell him “I have the high ground”  - Mod M

There’s a meme I continue cherish Even though it has aspects nightmarish A role-player, drowning, Received a cropped frowning Obama who uttered “then perish”  - Mod M

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who's stressed There's mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

Has your dashboard been feeling too hollow? In TikToks and memes do you wallow? A limerick a day Keeps the doctor away And that’s why you should give us a follow  - Mods E, M, and B