I'm Sitting Out Here On The Grass And Getting Green Stains On My Ass The Weather Is Nice (That Is, If

Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire  - Mod B

It's tricky for one who's enjoying This site to be cool with destroying All semblance of why They'd have good api Hey but nah rather it's all /anneueing/  - Mod B

I keep checking news sites and hopin For plans from my school to reopen Or at least recognition That to pay full tuition Is a plan we should just put a "nope" in  - Mod B

I used to have dreams where I’d frolic Through landscapes in space hyperbolic But I couldn’t reshape it To let me escape it I wonder if it was symbolic  - Mod M

The man named Gaston loved to eat Breaking fast, he would have Mini Wheats But an empty container Made him a complainer Who’d throw it away and yell “Yeet!”  - Mod M

I would guess that to you it’s a staple But to me, this invention’s a fable Since it’s three decades old (Or so I am told) My microwave lacks a turntable  - Mod M

The limerick ghost chose to haunt me Now near-perfect rhymes and lines daunt me I hoped rhyme dispersal Would spark curse reversal But freedom continues to taunt me  - Mod M

We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation!  - Mods E, M, and B

I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich  - Mod E

There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans  - Mod M