When You Need A Set Up For A Bad Pun

in Russia we don't say "i'm one with the force and the force is with me", instead we say "я спокоен". it means "I'm one with patience and patience with me, fuck you all in the mouth, you're fucking assholes," and I think it's beautiful

baze (saving chirrut): fuck you, îmwe

baze (laughing because of chirrut): fuck you, îmwe

baze (following chirrut anywhere): fuck you, îmwe

baze (holding chirrut's hand and crying): fUcK yOu, îMwe

baze (praying for the first time because of chirrut): FuCK YOu, îMwE

baze (looking at the chirrut before dying): FUCK YOU, ÎMWE

modern dionysus

No Jedi in Jedha...

Chirrut: *continuously chanting "I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me" to the point of headache-inducing annoyance*

Cassian: Is he a Jedi?

Baze: There are no Jedi here. Only this staff-wielding man in a robe who won't shut up about the Force and credits literally all the impossible things he does to how he's strong with the Force.

Cassian: That's too bad. It would have been cool to meet a Jedi.

Baze: .....Do you not understand sarcasm?

I go where he goes. [insp]

Pop-culture!Kirk: a manly man, so macho

Canon!Kirk: a soft nerd who likes books and flowers (and Spock)

Pop-Culture!Kirk: a playboy who fucks all the alien chicks

Canon!Kirk: was in good terms with (almost) all of his exes, respected women, was a romantic and only had a genuine interest in a woman a few times during the mission

Pop-Culture!Kirk: a bit dumb and only uses his fists to solve problems

Canon!Kirk: a diplomat, a tactician, great at speeches, very smart, a bookworm